31 Funny Memes Exclusively for First-Time Parents (January 14, 2023)

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Kim Cohen
Jan 14, 2024 4:00 PM EST

When you've got a new bundle of joy to take care of, you literally become a sleep-deprived warrior. This week, to celebrate the small wins and laugh and the reality of it all, we've gathered a collection of 31 memes exclusively for first-time parents, because let's face it – parenting is the only job where you go to bed exhausted and wake up tired - so laughing is very much needed somewhere in between that.

From the pad they give you to go home from hospital, to the anxiety of the unknown,  diaper blowouts and the magic of caffeine-fueled survival, these memes are a nod to the chaotic yet heartwarming journey of first-time parenthood. 

So, laugh in the face of chaos, share a knowing glance with your fellow parents, and remember, you're not alone in the wonderful mess that is raising a tiny human. Cheers to sleepless nights and messy buns…enjoy! 

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  • 01
    When you're fresh on the baby train and have no clue what's in store
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    That pad they give you at the hospital right after giving birth... AME FOOL STEAM LIFTI Sum Esca FAMILY POOL BUT IN BET-UP AS E
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    Me when people ask me if my baby is sleeping independently through the night yet
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    Babysitter: "Your little one sure goes through a lot of diapers." Me: WE LIVE LONG AND ARE CELEBRATED POOPERS.
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    "how's the baby stuff going?"
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    when your baby starts crying immediately after you put her down for a nap
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    Being a mama looks good on you, you look great! Me:
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    "you remembered to refrigerate all that milk from yesterday right?" me:
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    my wife and I thinking about the last time we got a full nights sleep it's been 84 years...
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    When you make your own baby food for the first time *
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    "sleep training is actually tougher on the parents" me: I understand. And I don't care
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    if I had a penny for every diaper change... babies and names
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    "your baby's fussiness really turns a corner at 3 months. Things get so much easier!" my baby at 3 months:
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    my wife watching me try to fold baby laundry: Pathetic.
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    when the baby is sleeping and you really should sleep too, but you can't stop looking at memes shutterstock
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    "there's a huge blizzard coming, did you stock up on formula and diapers?" me:
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    "fresh diaper, clean onesie, full belly, good swaddle, are you finally ready to sleep?" baby:
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    Returning to work after parental bonding leave like: This is my son and my partner H.W.
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    "just washed all the bottles, stocked all the diapers, vacuumed and did the laundry. Time to sit down and close my eyes" more baby chores:
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    people wanting to see the baby like
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    when you finally get the baby dressed and in the stroller but then you smell bables and mones
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    when you finally figure out how the bottle warmer works
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    when your spouse says they'll take the night shift so you can sleep peacefully for a full 6 hours
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    looking for the pacifier at 3 am like Uzy
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    "it's so easy to bring a newborn with you to brunch" y Dis. A. Gree!
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    "my baby is on a strict and well planned schedule" Also me:
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    "that was a great feeding, I am ready for a nap" "scream at the top of your lungs"
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    when you're changing a diaper and you hear baby's stomach start to rumble
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    sleeping more than 2 hours ABSOLUTELY HARAM
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    "she just ate and pooped, so she should be OK for at least 3 hours" *Kathryn:
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    when the 3am bottle feeding, burp and diaper change actually go OK "Brent Rambo
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